Low Battery (Caller of the year)
A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY"..:|
Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..
The guy was later nominated for Nobel prize for
" Innovation and Peace"
A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
At the 3rd time the Priest said :
"You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you.
Your new name is GOMES ."
GOMES went back home and headed straight for the fridge.
He took a Kingfisher BEER, dipped it in water 3 times and said :
"You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is GREEN TEA "