Saturday, August 29, 2015

Best marriage jokes ... Funny Marriage Quotes

wife and husband humour

Normally a Man speaks 25,000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30,000. But the  Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25,000 words Wife  starts her 30,000 - Law of equality  ?

The time taken by a Wife when she says I'll get ready in 5  minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by Husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes ! 

Listening to Wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website.  You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"

I argued... She argued .... I shouted ..... She shouted - and then she Cried.  Result: she won by Duck-worth Lewis method.

Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the  husband. The poor king can take only one step at a time .....  While the  mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them .... But 5 Missed Calls  from Wife .... surely does


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