Best marriage jokes ... Funny Marriage Quotes
Normally a Man speaks 25,000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30,000. But the Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25,000 words Wife starts her 30,000 - Law of equality ?
The time taken by a Wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by Husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes !
Listening to Wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"
I argued... She argued .... I shouted ..... She shouted - and then she Cried. Result: she won by Duck-worth Lewis method.
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor king can take only one step at a time ..... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies don't Scare them .... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife .... surely does