* *Sugar Test* *
Udurawana enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
This he does again and again.
Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
* *Udurawana and scooter* *
Udurawana and two of his friends were going on a scooter.
A Traffic policeman showed them his hand to stop.
Udurawana said: We are already three, sorry, there is no space.
* *Cyclone* *
Bank manager asks Udurawana in an interview: "What is a cyclone?"
Udurawana: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
* *Side Effects* *
Once Udurawana bought some tablets and started cutting the edges.
Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid side effects!
* *Advice* *
Udurawana's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my
life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
* *Oxygen* *
Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773
Udurawana: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...
* *Skeleton* *
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Udurawana: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!
* *Microsoft Office* *
Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Udurawana: No, but I can find it if you give address...
* *Compound Sentence* *
Teacher: Tell a compound sentence.
Udurawana: Stick No Bills!
* *Calendar* *
A person went to a Udurawana's shop.
Person: I want 2012 calendar
Udurawana: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calendar's left
* *ATM PIN* *
Udurawana was drawing money from an ATM.
A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4
Udurawana replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
Udurawana sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to
his phone and he started dancing. Why?
The report said, "DELIVERED".