The Boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up Udurawana on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent the Boss told him it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes Udurawana appears all tired and panting for breath. The Boss asks him why he was panting and what caused the huge delay. Udurawana replies, 'Boss when I went to the lift it said - 'DURING AN EMERGENCY, PLEASE USE THE STAIRCASE!!!'
A policeman pulled Udurawana over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Udurawana: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, because all the people are leaving.
Any great man?
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana: Any great man born in this country? Udurawana: No sir, only small babies!!!
How do you do?
An Englishman and Udurawana inside the toilet.... Englishman: Good evening, how do you do? Udurawana: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
A doctor, a teacher and Udurawana are talking about the death. Udurawana asks: "Suppose if you die and your friends and family are mourning you. What would you like to hear them say about you, when you're in your casket?" Doctor: "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." Teacher: "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." Udurawana: "I would like to hear them say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!"
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Udurawana: In Sri Lanka, it is only with a female.