A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for all the treatment he has had.
Nun: "Do you have health insurance? "
Patient: Replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance".
Nun: "Do you have money in the bank? "
Patient: "No money in the bank ".
Nun: Somewhat impatiently asked "Do you have a relative who be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment ? "
Patient: "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun".
Nun: Very agitated and announced loudly "Nuns are not spinsters ! Nuns are married to God."
Patient: “Well, in that case, send the bill to my brother in law!"