Friday, November 26, 2010

A catholic heart attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and consequently had a quadruple heart bypass surgery. He woke up to find that he was in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
When he had recovered sufficiently a nun began to ask him questions as to how he was going to pay for all the treatment he has had.

Nun: "Do you have health insurance? "

Patient: Replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance".

Nun: "Do you have money in the bank? "

Patient: "No money in the bank ".

Nun: Somewhat impatiently asked "Do you have a relative who be willing to help you settle the account for your treatment ? "

Patient: "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun".

Nun: Very agitated and announced loudly "Nuns are not spinsters ! Nuns are married to God."

Patient: “Well, in that case, send the bill to my brother in law!"


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