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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam (Sri lankan Logic)

Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing

except the LOGIC part. One

day when he was reading, his old friend Wimal came home.

 

Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?

 

Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not

understand Logic.

 

Wimal: Logic is very easy.

 

Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can

 

understand.

 

Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

 

Mahinda: YES.

 

Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.

 

Mahinda : YES.

 

Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.

 

Mahinda: YES.

 

Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

 

Mahinda: YES.

 

Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be

feeding the fish.

 

Mahinda: YES.

 

Wimal: so, logically, you are married.

 

Mahinda: YES.

 

Wimal: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

 

Mahinda was very glad and he understood logic. Next

day he sees Ranil and he wanted to show his

Knowledge on Logic to him.

 

Mahinda : I want to show you my knowledge on Logic

 

Ranil : Ah.. how do you find it ?.

 

Mahinda: Oh, logic is easy.

 

Ranil : Please, give me an example.

 

Mahinda : Do you have a fish pot in your house?

 

Ranil : NO, I don't.

 

Mahinda: "Ammata hudu! THEN you are HOMOSEXUAL !!!"

 

 

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