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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Smile a while - Have fun

Smile a while - Have fun
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"YOU love someone

YOU marry someone else.

The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id"


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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


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Three dreams of a man:


To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...


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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife Kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


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