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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lectures on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife...

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Especially for Finance Guys!!!!!

Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What's the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a Building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the Crocodiles.

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Two men were talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, Whatwill you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

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